A favorite Thanksgiving Song. *Hat tip* to John. (That’s Why There’s No) Thanksgiving Song.mp3 (That’s Why There’s No) Thanksgiving Song Can’t sing along, cuz there’s no Thanksgiving song Pieces of April, now scattered round the table How many more, that’s what this day is for Take the tin foil from the tray, set silverware and plates Paper napkins from the drawer Too gold to stay too long… that’s why there’s Cheap beer and football, sweet wine and pratfalls Careful when you go to plate the cranberries should keep the shape Of thecan, our silly yearly plan Makes us laugh until we shake, what little sense it makes To save the expiration date Too gold to stay too long…. that’s why there’s no Thanksgiving song…